The Mess online Chat is...

I was introduced to the internet some nine years back. I started out with e-mails and slowly graduated to yahoo chat, then online social networking sites, then on phone twitter, mig, fring etc etc. The net was just right for me. I could spend my enough time on it of course not always work but a bit fun too. All of you i presume are familiar with the on going ragda ragda , hartals in Kashmir these days. As there is not much work to do so internet these days is a perfect place for me. i will narrate a small yet funny story which happened past week with me on mig. Hope you will enjoy it too as much as i did in being a part of the story itself.

Vital Info: My mig id is shakeeb13

6.30 p.m.
shakeeb13: Hi
nirvana_2009: ASL pls
shakeeb13: What…?
nirvana_2009: Are you a guy or a girl?
shakeeb13: Guy. Why?
nirvana_2009: F*&^ off you punk.

Later I would come to know that nirvana_2009 was a guy looking for a girl.

6.45 p.m.

shakeeb13: Hi
meetmeinheaven: asl?
shakeeb13: You mean age, sex?
meetmeinheaven: Yes. How did you know what I was thinking?
shakeeb13: Just like that. I am a guy.
meetmeinheaven: Then why do you want to have sex with me?
shakeeb13: When did I say that?
meetmeinheaven: Buzz off you fruit cake (in case you did not know, it means a homo)

This guy was desperate.

Myself with a fake id

7.00 p.m.

meetmeinheaven: asl?
saimadgreat: 20/F/sxr
meetmeinheaven: whats that?
saimadgreat: My asl dumbo.
meetmeinheaven: Does asl mean age, sex and location?
saimadgreat: Yes. Guess you are too dumb. Bye.
meetmeinheaven: No…no.. I am new to chat.
saimadgreat: That’s fine. Bye.


7.15 p.m

saimadgreat (BTW, this is me): Hi
andleeb: Hi
saimadgreat: asl
andleeb: 22/F/sxr
saimadgreat: Cool.
andleeb: Your asl?
saimadgreat: 23/F/sxr
andleeb: Thats neat.
saimadgreat: So what do you do?
andleeb: I am a web-designer.
saimadgreat: I cannot believe my luck. My friend is a programmer and he wants to shift to web-designing. He had some doubts.
andleeb: What kind?
saimadgreat: If it is worth the shift, salary expected …you know that kind. If it is ok with you, shall I give him your id?
andleeb: Hm….fine. Should not be a problem. Is he online?
saimadgreat: No he is not online now. I just called him up and gave him your id. BTW, his mig id is shakeeb13.
andleeb: No hassles.
saimadgreat: That is really nice of you. He will get in touch with you shortly. I will log off now…

Fifteen minutes after I logged off, I logged in again, this time as shakeeb13. We struck the right chord. She is still my chat friend and keeps inquiring about my friend saimadgreat.

By now, I had smartened up and realized that on the net the guys are looking for girls. And girls too are looking for girls. lol

Any comments and suggestions are most welcomed at : http://shakeebashai.blogspot.com

you can email me at : shakeeb.ashai@gmail.com

VEARAN BONIE HUND HAEREN KAV....

Can u make phone call?

well everybody knows i am a technology follower and lover passionate about new gadgets, so everyone who knows me takes my advice regarding the purchasing of new things like phones, pc's,laptops etc... so my cousin sister also took me with her to purchase a phone.so here is the funny incident that took place there:

yesterday i went to nokia priority dealer in Srinagar to purchase a high tech mobile phone for my cousin sister.We had a handsome budget and my sister wanted a high end tech savvy , hi-tech gadget as her cell phone.When we entered the shopping mall as usual the sales man greeted us warmly.Now here's the conversation between all of us :

sales man: yes maam how can i help u?

my cousin sister: show me some high end phone with 3g, edge/gprs, 5mp camera etc etc..

sales man: come to this side (the columb with high tech cell phones)

cousin sister: shakeeb help me out you are a tech savvy guy and you know which one would be better.

me: ok baji (as i call her) , so see this is nokia's latest release 5800 music express. It has everything what you want in your phone.

cousin sister: show me the dummy set.

sales man: here you have it maam.

cousin sister: show me some more it is bulky.

me: what you saying its a touch screen phone, its best in the market baji.

cousin sister: OK , but show me the one in left of it.

sales man: oh here you have it maam.

cousin sister: which model is that?

sales man: i am not sure as it is new just arrived i will confirm if you wish to buy this one.

cousin sister: what are its features?

sales man: maam it can be used as an email client, to access Internet, taking photographs, reminders etc etc..

me: (silently listening to the demonstration by the sales man, the poor sales man didn't know that the model he is showing is not any wonder phone but actually a pocket PC and that too an old one with out simcard support), finally i broke my silence over that n asked the sales man, "sir can you make phone calls with this"?

sales man: puzzled ... ??? thinking... thinking...and finally said sorry NO phone calls ;) 

Next Time When You Buy Phone Make Sure It Makes Calls ... ;)

By : Shakeeb Ashai.

comment and suggestions at: shakeeb.ashai@gmail.com

VEARAN BONIE HUND HAEREN KAV....

“The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one;

Yet the life of a whole life dies, When love is done.”