Writter : -= Hasi =-
Message : 8 stupid Questions and their hilarious Answers (must read)
Note: if u r not smart enough or cant make imaginations or Dialogs of these situations, NO Need to read, u will nt understand wat it is... (~.~)
Just Put a Life in these situations...
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... it's just the money.
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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding....
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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^o^)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com
Message : 8 stupid Questions and their hilarious Answers (must read)
Note: if u r not smart enough or cant make imaginations or Dialogs of these situations, NO Need to read, u will nt understand wat it is... (~.~)
Just Put a Life in these situations...
-- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- --
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
------------ --------- --------- ------
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
------------ --------- --------- -------
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
------------ --------- --------- --------
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
------------ --------- --------- --------
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
------------ --------- --------- --------
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... it's just the money.
------------ --------- --------- --------
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
------------ --------- --------- --------
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding....
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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^o^)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com
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