8 stupid Questions n their hilarious Answers

Writter : -= Hasi =-
Message : 8 stupid Questions and their hilarious Answers (must read)
Note: if u r not smart enough or cant make imaginations or Dialogs of these situations, NO Need to read, u will nt understand wat it is... (~.~)
Just Put a Life in these situations...
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... it's just the money.

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding....

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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^o^)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com

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VEARAN BONIE HUND HAEREN KAV....

A Boring Conversation with GF !!

Writter: -= Haseeb Ashai =-
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A Boring Conversation !!!

Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contains the words which the guy is speaking to himself !!!

She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back :
She: Hello!
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru, pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya..
.He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...} oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab....'Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon' sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song 'Hum Tum')
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itna achcha gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
She: *giggles*
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai} Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge
He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..} Come on! Please!
She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai} It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear
She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke} hmmmm..
She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi} Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai} Hmmmm 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon
She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable
She: Hmmm...
He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na darling...
She: Main kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm...
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too...{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}Nahi jaan
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....So, me waiting{maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki}
She sings 1 stanza from the song' Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....
'He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ...} Nahi darling you really sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao
He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...} Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol} Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: {shukr hai, ab to mera peecha chodegi} Good Night !!
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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^_-)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com

The views in the conversation are Haseeb's own views and it is not necessary to be true in case of True Love. Since i Respect Love and its devine beauty and power when it is True , when Love turns out to be one sided and a big joke it is like the above...

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VEARAN BONIE HUND HAEREN KAV....

Happy Anniversary ToK!

Alhamdulillah, on 27th march 2009 mamoon bhai posted 101st post on his blog TIMES OF KASHMIR.It has come a long way since September 2006 when MAMOON BHAI (coffee ya chai...Born in Srinagar, Studied In Burn Hall School, Now at International Islamic University Malaysia.) experimented with how a blog works.. Almost 2 and a half years in blog writing.. September 22, to be precise when he started writing blogs and soon it became his passion and hobby. In the beginning it was called "Eldin Bleze".. My favorite character in his blog has always been his virtual friend Alec Smart who keeps on saying different things all the time.. and this is what he wants to share with us on Times of Kashmir anniversary...

Alec Smart Said:
"Adaab, godhe boaznawan malik altaf kashere khabre..
Vaadi manz rued az haalat nasaaz, mausam tae ruod setha kafeel. Godhe akh tijarati waqfe"

Mamoon has always been an inspiration for me, he is not only a blogger, a great friend , but he is my sweet little cute brother. He is such a nice person with due innocence in his looks but with devil residing in his mind.My best wishes n prayers are with him, I wish him all the very best in his future ..

by: shakeeb ashai. veran bouni hund hearan kav...

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