Writter: -= Haseeb Ashai =-
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A Boring Conversation !!!
Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contains the words which the guy is speaking to himself !!!
She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back :
She: Hello!
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru, pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya..
.He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...} oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab....'Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon' sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song 'Hum Tum')
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itna achcha gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
She: *giggles*
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai} Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge
He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..} Come on! Please!
She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai} It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear
She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke} hmmmm..
She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi} Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai} Hmmmm 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon
She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable
She: Hmmm...
He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na darling...
She: Main kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm...
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too...{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}Nahi jaan
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....So, me waiting{maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki}
She sings 1 stanza from the song' Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....
'He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ...} Nahi darling you really sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao
He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...} Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol} Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: {shukr hai, ab to mera peecha chodegi} Good Night !!
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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^_-)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com
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A Boring Conversation !!!
Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contains the words which the guy is speaking to himself !!!
She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back :
She: Hello!
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru, pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya..
.He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...} oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab....'Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon' sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song 'Hum Tum')
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itna achcha gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
She: *giggles*
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai} Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge
He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..} Come on! Please!
She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai} It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear
She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke} hmmmm..
She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi} Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai} Hmmmm 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon
She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable
She: Hmmm...
He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na darling...
She: Main kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm...
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too...{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}Nahi jaan
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....So, me waiting{maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki}
She sings 1 stanza from the song' Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....
'He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ...} Nahi darling you really sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao
He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...} Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol} Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: {shukr hai, ab to mera peecha chodegi} Good Night !!
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Best regards
-= Hasi =- (^_-)
email at : cybergamer08@gmail.com
The views in the conversation are Haseeb's own views and it is not necessary to be true in case of True Love. Since i Respect Love and its devine beauty and power when it is True , when Love turns out to be one sided and a big joke it is like the above...
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VEARAN BONIE HUND HAEREN KAV....
Hai ye to har ek fard ke kahani hai boss i am asking a question y do we boys give our phone no.s to grls? Do we enjoy talking to them NO WE DNT... These girls are real tension man ...n these days almost every grl is a nymphomanic :@ gud job hasi ... Shakeeb keep urself happy bro look at haseeb :)
ReplyDeleteHaha hata baya haseeb chu koo0l dude infact i am tryng to b lyk a cool dude like hasi as u knw waise the moment i read it i dcided to post it in my blog ...mujhe laga itz d conversation b/w hasi n his gf but hasi has written it himself ...ya man u r wrght almost every grl is a nympho u knw a hadith refering to women says "verily u r amoung d majority of d hell dewelers" but u shd always gv respect to them n nt every woman /grl is d same their are examples of hazrat fatima , our own mothers n sisters so "tohmat lagane se pehle agar hum unhe sahe rasta dkhaye to behtar hoga" we can just pray to almghty ALLAH to show them the wrght path includng us as we are also amoung those who commit sins n etc
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ReplyDeletewell said shakeeb bhai... y u ppl belame grls always ? jaise ke tum log khud doodh ke dule ho.... @ irfan .waise i am proud of u shakeeb itz good to c u back in life seems u hav totally forget her now:)...be good always dnt bother about those who doesn't care about u. keep smiling brother bcoz u look cool n dashing while smiling man ;)n remember my saying u will get much more loving n caring wife than that who left u.... so keep that smile :)
ReplyDeletehmm... ahu ahumm... thani kilo di... the greatest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time ... i dnt go after things u should always leave ur love free.. let the person whom u love the most realize how much u care n love her... its not necessary to bind a person ..specially if the person is not happy with u y to bind that person, my 1st priority is n will always be the happiness of my beloved....ur question was did i forget her? my answer is n will always be up till my death NO... n di u know y:)
ReplyDeleteMene itna hilarious article likha koi mujhe kuch bol he nai raha jaan gov :@ bhaiya ji ko kya baat thi @ uzma isko pura reform karaya counsiling kar kar ke aap logu ne nai to 2 mnths bk he was devdas hehe nw he surely is bk to life al thanks to ALLAH
ReplyDeletegood write up!!! haseeb aap ka chotta bhai?
ReplyDeletei hv read the article as well as the comments..
ReplyDelete1st of all haseeb has done a nice job..
this is truely hilarious..
i ws in kashmir a month back n i felt that the condithon of kashmir is deteriorating day by day n all r pointing fingers at others. but i think v shud rather smell our own skin.. the only solution is righteousness n piety and the rule is "jis cheez ko aam karna ho uss ke charche amm kiye jaate hai..wen a product is launched v c adds, pamplets, banners, etc. everywere. y? all to make it common. now if u want righteousness, piety (religion) to b common v have 2 talk bot it everywhere(CHARCHE AAM KARO)
secondly....
i wonder y all think that shakeeb is devdas, infact he is totally kool, he is awesome, i hv read his mind, the problem with him is that he gets emotionally attached to others quickly, and he never had the needed exposure.. bas tum shakeeb ke charche aam mat karo..
Pagal shaku
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